Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Press Release
My friends and I send out press releases to each other as a funform of communication. Sometimes, the choice of words, descriptions of each other, and commentary makes me laugh hysterically. I laugh, whether I wrote it or not. I wrote this one for our upcoming trip to NY. Mary Christams called me last night....I had to send him a final copy for approval....and he said "SHEEER GEEEENIUS! I was pleased he was pleased. Of course ther are lots of tings in here that many dont or wont get, but that's ok. This is for me.
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Hosterly Duo to Hit the Big Apple – Llama Lady in Tow
The Texas-Sized hot-air swirling Hosterly Duo will be visiting the big apple in late July early August. They are scheduled to arrive separately as they are hoping to split up the papparrazzi in an effort to have a more pleasurable experience. A source close to Cisco did reveal that this has been a long-time standing strategy of his – Divide and Conquer- although he has not tried this before with the media it has always had very gratifying results when applied to couples with whom Cisco wanted to get acquainted. Cisco will be arriving first and will immediately be whisked away by private, unmarked car to Abenaki Acres, a new venture owned by his Spiritual Guru and twin-separated-at-birth Llama Lady. Cisco has been looking forward to this getaway for sometime. He just knew that the Llama Lady would be able to provide the security and peace he has been looking for at her oasis-like farm. He has trusted her to make amany arrangements for his stay – mainly the truly devious way of bypassing the media to ensure a hassle free arrival at the dude ranch ( that is what Cisco hopes to make of it after he has arriven).
Randy will be joining his traveling companion after a weekend of revelrous debauchery in New Orleans, or the Big Easy as it is known. Maxeen let it slip, as she is prone to do, that both Randy and New Orleans have that in common – being referred to as “the BIG EASY”. It did relieve the officials of NOLA that both Randy and Cisco would not be be there at the same time. Too much easiness and that would make for a Mardi-gras like event that had not been appropriately planned for. Cisco has been spending much time there for work – we verified this with numerous "clients" - and has not had much time for fun. That is why the duo has planned this trip. Although we are sad to announce that Randy will have to be working while, as usual, Cisco runs the streets and wreaks havoc on the unsuspecting residents of the Gotham City. But not to worry, Mary is still very Merry. Surprisingly enough, since the Llama Lady will be in tow with the duo in the Big Apple, Cisco will be refraining from attending any laid-bare affairs there. He has simply started declining invitations and just for the record, he still receives ALL the invitations to these gatherings since he is usually the life of the party. Do not be discouraged, he will start accepting invitations soon, It’s just a matter of time. There is much planned after the restful sty at Abenaki Acres. The Llama Lady and Sweet Willy do have many activities planned for Cisco such as delivering a cria, worming some of the animals and who knows what else. A farm hand of theirs, that shall remain nameless, has informed us that this is the couple’s way of entertaining city slickers – In an Oliver & Lisa Douglas’ farm: Green Acres in Hooterville sort-of-way. I have a sneaking suspicion that both Cisco and the Llama Lady would be fighting as to who gets to be Eva Gabor. Lol Randy is truly upset about having to miss this. Mostly ‘cause his money is on the Llama Lady.
The trio will be sighted at several establishments that came highly recommended by the Affluent Bohemian. There are plans for Pastis, Bouley, and Raoul’s. “We love every place The Affluent Bohemian has ever taken us….in every city we have been in, her reccommendatiosn have never let us down.” cooed Mary Christmas. Randy and Cisco may even venture out during the weekday to Daniel’s to see and be seen. Bayou City-based fans anxiously pine for the return of the fabulous duo. Rumor has it that an invitation-only poolside affair, to be held at a private estate in the shadows of Meyerland, with an elite few to welcome them home. Their fans are always at-the-ready to hear of their out-of-state shenanigans. Especially, since they know that with the likes of both of them, it is anyone’s guess as to who will be hornswagled, flim-flammed, and bamboozled. This is how they keep their fans on the edges of their seats, hanging on every word as the duo recounts every single detail of their trip. “Believe me” said Maxeen, “those two leave nothing” looking over her bifocals and continues, “absolutely nothing out. If you know what I mean.” With that being said, she would not comment any further.
************FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*******************
Hosterly Duo to Hit the Big Apple – Llama Lady in Tow
The Texas-Sized hot-air swirling Hosterly Duo will be visiting the big apple in late July early August. They are scheduled to arrive separately as they are hoping to split up the papparrazzi in an effort to have a more pleasurable experience. A source close to Cisco did reveal that this has been a long-time standing strategy of his – Divide and Conquer- although he has not tried this before with the media it has always had very gratifying results when applied to couples with whom Cisco wanted to get acquainted. Cisco will be arriving first and will immediately be whisked away by private, unmarked car to Abenaki Acres, a new venture owned by his Spiritual Guru and twin-separated-at-birth Llama Lady. Cisco has been looking forward to this getaway for sometime. He just knew that the Llama Lady would be able to provide the security and peace he has been looking for at her oasis-like farm. He has trusted her to make amany arrangements for his stay – mainly the truly devious way of bypassing the media to ensure a hassle free arrival at the dude ranch ( that is what Cisco hopes to make of it after he has arriven).
Randy will be joining his traveling companion after a weekend of revelrous debauchery in New Orleans, or the Big Easy as it is known. Maxeen let it slip, as she is prone to do, that both Randy and New Orleans have that in common – being referred to as “the BIG EASY”. It did relieve the officials of NOLA that both Randy and Cisco would not be be there at the same time. Too much easiness and that would make for a Mardi-gras like event that had not been appropriately planned for. Cisco has been spending much time there for work – we verified this with numerous "clients" - and has not had much time for fun. That is why the duo has planned this trip. Although we are sad to announce that Randy will have to be working while, as usual, Cisco runs the streets and wreaks havoc on the unsuspecting residents of the Gotham City. But not to worry, Mary is still very Merry. Surprisingly enough, since the Llama Lady will be in tow with the duo in the Big Apple, Cisco will be refraining from attending any laid-bare affairs there. He has simply started declining invitations and just for the record, he still receives ALL the invitations to these gatherings since he is usually the life of the party. Do not be discouraged, he will start accepting invitations soon, It’s just a matter of time. There is much planned after the restful sty at Abenaki Acres. The Llama Lady and Sweet Willy do have many activities planned for Cisco such as delivering a cria, worming some of the animals and who knows what else. A farm hand of theirs, that shall remain nameless, has informed us that this is the couple’s way of entertaining city slickers – In an Oliver & Lisa Douglas’ farm: Green Acres in Hooterville sort-of-way. I have a sneaking suspicion that both Cisco and the Llama Lady would be fighting as to who gets to be Eva Gabor. Lol Randy is truly upset about having to miss this. Mostly ‘cause his money is on the Llama Lady.
The trio will be sighted at several establishments that came highly recommended by the Affluent Bohemian. There are plans for Pastis, Bouley, and Raoul’s. “We love every place The Affluent Bohemian has ever taken us….in every city we have been in, her reccommendatiosn have never let us down.” cooed Mary Christmas. Randy and Cisco may even venture out during the weekday to Daniel’s to see and be seen. Bayou City-based fans anxiously pine for the return of the fabulous duo. Rumor has it that an invitation-only poolside affair, to be held at a private estate in the shadows of Meyerland, with an elite few to welcome them home. Their fans are always at-the-ready to hear of their out-of-state shenanigans. Especially, since they know that with the likes of both of them, it is anyone’s guess as to who will be hornswagled, flim-flammed, and bamboozled. This is how they keep their fans on the edges of their seats, hanging on every word as the duo recounts every single detail of their trip. “Believe me” said Maxeen, “those two leave nothing” looking over her bifocals and continues, “absolutely nothing out. If you know what I mean.” With that being said, she would not comment any further.
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You and Mary Christmas are gonna set New York City on its ear. Bring me back a black I (heart) NY tee shirt in a medium.
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